Local Act 83: The tale of a missing postman

Monday,
A postman came with a letter,
For me,
As I open and the read the letter,
I asked the postman,
"Why did you bring this to me?
"I am doing my job"
I tear the letter into pieces.

Tuesday,
The postman came with a letter,
For me,
As I opened and read the letter,
I asked the postman,
"Why did you bring this to me?"
"I am doing my job"
I threw the letter in the rubbish bin.

Wednesday,
The postman came with a letter,
For me,
As I opened and read the letter,
I asked the postman,
"Why did you bring this to me?"
"I am doing my job"
I burned the letter into ashes.

Thursday,
The postman came with a letter,
For me,
As I opened and read the letter,
I asked the postman,
"Why did you bring this to me?"
"I am doing my job"
I ditched the letter into the sea.

Friday,
The postman came with a letter,
For me,
As I opened and read the letter,
I asked the postman,
"Why did you bring this to me?"
"I am doing my job"
I stabbed the postman and buried him at my lawn.

Saturday,
There is no letter for me,
Only a newspaper,
"Missing postman" is the headline,
With a smile on my face,
I have my breakfast.
saturday februari 12 2010 1:49am

p/s: Berita yang mengejutkan. Mengejut,terkejut, dan akhirnya, dikejutkan realiti.